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We Bleed Red & green By Jeff C. Carter

We Bleed Red & green By Jeff C. Carter

On the first day of Christmas my ghoul love gave to me… We Bleed Red & Green by Jeff C. Carter. We Bleed Red & Green is a Christmas anthology containing 12 macabre tales for the holiday season. Curl up near the fireplace with a hot cocoa and read these bite-sized horror tales as you wait for Santa (or Krampus).

Mr. Carter reached out and provided me with an advanced copy of this book. It is currently available for pre-order on Amazon and releases on November 24th, 2020.

My Review

If you were a fan of Carter’s We Bleed Orange & Black, you will likely also enjoy this Christmas-themed micro-horror collection. Much like the other book, each of the selections contained in We Bleed Red & Green are between 1-7 pages. Once again the stories take a variety of forms – from traditional prose, to a cleverly written letter from an elf, and alternative lyrics for a traditional Christmas carol.

Each story has its own unique narrative and characters. Santa gets tough on the Naughty List, a shut-in becomes addicted to a mysterious snow globe, and a Christmas tree brings more than just Christmas spirit into a household (certainly a personal fear of mine).

My Favrorites

Two stories truly stood out in this collection. In “Turnspit Thomas”, a young inventor uses his creations to foil a land baron who set a hell hound upon him. At seven pages, this is the longest story in the collection and the extra pages allow it to have the depth and detail some of the shorter pieces lack. It has a timeless quality, reading like traditional folklore – with a young man on a journey, quick-thinking to vanquish a foe, and the customary neat and tidy ending. Although this piece was my favorite in the collection (and probably my favorite short story by Carter in both anthologies), it did lack a close connection to the Christmas theme of the other tales.

“He Spoke Not a Word” was the other story that stayed with me long after I read it. In it, Santa visits the house of a recently deceased woman and honors her memory. It is touching rather than scary, but masterfully blends the macabre with the sentimental. At only a page long, it introduces a heartfelt concept of how this magical being can remember us, even when the rest of the world may forget. I had not expected to cry from this anthology, but the story hit a nerve and served as a powerful ending to the book.

Overall, the book is a fun read and full of interesting premises. I would, however, have liked more depth and detail in the stories. They are all just a little too short to fully immerse yourself in them, but they certainly spark the imagination and are worth reading. This book will be one I pull out to get me into the Christmas spirit in future years.

About the Author - Jeff C. Carter

Jeff C. Carter’s stories have been featured in dozens of anthologies, translated for international markets, and adapted for podcasts. His love of Halloween (and Christmas!), adventure and science continue to inspire his horror, action and science fiction writing. He lives in Los Angeles with a cat, a dog, and a human.

Get Your Copy of We Bleed Red & Green by Jeff C. Carter Today

We Bleed Red & Green is currently on pre-order on Amazon and releases on November 24th, 2020.

Check it out and let me know what your favorite stories are from this anthology!

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Merry Scary Christmas 2019

Merry Scary Christmas 2019

All of us at TheHorrorOfBeingEmily.com wish you a merry scary Christmas 2019! We hope your day is spent with family and/or friends who appreciate your spooky style and love for Halloween. Have a frightfully fun time opening presents, eating a delicious meal, or however you celebrate!

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Christmas Tree Horror Ornaments

Christmas Tree Horror Ornaments

A staple of the Christmas traditions is trimming the tree with bright baubles and ornaments. Luckily for us fans of the macabre, there are many artists and small businesses that cater to our tastes, creating Christmas tree horror ornaments.

Etsy is an amazing place to shop for unique decorations. You can also get the satisfaction of supporting small businesses and artists. Below are some featured Etsy shops with creative items for the perfect tree of holiday horrors:

Photo from JustWineAboutIt16's Etsy Page

JustWineAboutIt16 has this cute pumpkin baubles that add whimsical Halloween flair to your tree. Prices start at 1 for $6.00 to 24 for $80, and you have the option to receive all of the same design or a variety pack. Want something different and/or customized? Just message the seller and she will be happy to oblige.

Photo from Abbybelle's Etsy page

Abbybelle has been featured in Better Homes and Gardens, and other craft & decor magazines. Their handmade paper clay ornaments have a distinctive folk art look. The ornaments are approximately 2″ – 3″, perfect for a smaller tabletop tree. Check out their shop to see a variety of styles including Cats, pumpkins and skulls. They also have a rather creepy witch.

The stuff of nightmares - but in a good way! Photo from Abbybelle's Etsy page

Ornaments are currently $8.00 each. I bought some for a friend a few years back and they are some of her favorite ornaments on her tree. While you are on their Etsy page, be sure to check out their other statues and sculptures as well!

Photo from SusansCraftyCorner's Etsy page

While SusansCraftyCorner does not have a wide variety of Christmas tree horror ornaments, these Rustic Cat & Raven Felt ornaments are adorable. Currently selling for $21.50, they add rustic charm to your Halloween tree. Have a more country theme in your home? Then these ornaments will fit right in (and can blend into a more traditional tree if needed).

Photo from CutesyShelf's Etsy page

CutesyShelf has the perfect ornament for any fan of the ghost with the most. For only $16.00 you can own a mini shadowbox ornament of the man himself, Lydia deetz, or Miss Argentina. Act fast, as there is only one left of each type!

Additionally, this shop carries felt ghost ornaments. These feature 3″ white felt ghosts decorated with black eye masks and candy.

Photo from MeandAnnabelLeeShop's Etsy page

MeandAnnabelLeeShop creates ornaments with a variety of vintage images and gothic frames. Ranging in price from $9.00 to $12.00, you can choose from a wide variety of images, such as spiders, and bats, and Ouija boards – oh my!

In addition to these beautiful ornaments, be sure to check out the rest of their wares for even more ways to add spooky flair to your home year-round. Their serving trays, skull planters, and tea infusers are to die for! You can also adorn yourself with their handmade skull earrings.

Photo from RogueRoseGifts Etsy page

RogueRoseGifts sells a number of ornament sets perfect for the horror/Halloween fan. Bloody icicles top the list of unique must-haves for your horror tree. You can also find pumpkins and skeleton hand ornaments.

Another popular set is Nightmare Before Christmas ornaments. The characters include Jack, Sally, and many other denizens of Halloween Town. These are vinyl figures that have been turned into ornaments.

Photo from RogueRoseGifts Etsy page
Photo from darlingghoul's Etsy page

Now that you have decorated your tree, it is time for the finishing touch: a tree skirt! darlingghoul has tree skirts in a wide variety of fabrics. Choose from bats, ghosts, candy corn, pumpkins, and more to finish your “Creepmas” display (as she calls it). These cost $54.99. They are made with 100% polyester, Velcro closures, and black piping along the edge. 47″(W) x 47″(L) Round.

Enjoy your Christmas decorating and have fun. Have another shop or two you’d like us to mention? Let us know in the comments. We love to promote horror and Halloween artists and small businesses.

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Reign of Terror’s Ho-Ho-HORROR 2019

Reign of Terror’s Ho-Ho-HORROR 2019

Celebrate a Scary Christmas with Reign of Terror’s Ho-Ho-HORROR event! For two days only, Reign of Terror will operate a special yuletide-themed haunt. Reign of Terror’s halls are decked with dark holiday fare and sinister creatures are stirring. The event takes place on Friday, December 13th and Saturday, December 14th from 7:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m. Tickets are $25 for Regular Admission, $40 for VIP Express, and $80 for Front of Line Admission. Purchase your tickets early!

The event promises a twisted winter wonderland with foggy snowstorms, bizarre decorations, creepy Christmas trees, and more. You can also find ghoulish characters like a jeering Jack Frost, Rudolph the Rotten Reindeer, and evil elves. Finally, top off the evening with a free photo op with a scary Santa Claus – great for Christmas cards!

About Reign of Terror

Reign of Terror haunted house is Southern California’s largest indoor walk-through attraction. Spanning over 25,000 square feet, the haunt features 9 inter-connected attractions and 115 horrifying rooms. The 2019 attractions include: The Haunted House, Miner’s Revenge, Casa Blood, Quarantine, The Asylum, Infected, Inbred, and Fun House. New for 2019 was Containment.

Reign of Terror is also a haunt that gives more than just chills and thrills. Each year the event raises thousands of dollars for charity through its normal October season as well as special events (such as Valentine’s Day and this new Christmas event).

Reign of Terror's Ho-Ho-HORROR Details

Reign of Terror is located at Janss Marketplace, 197 N. Moorpark Road, Thousand Oaks, California 91360. Free parking at Janss Marketplace parking garage and surrounding lots. Enter behind Gold’s Gym.

Tickets are available online at: https://secure.interactiveticketing.com/1.26/070ebc/#/select . All ticket sales are final. No refunds or exchanges allowed. Tickets are only valid for the date selected. Doors open Friday, December 13th and Saturday, December 14th from 7:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m. All ticket holders in line by 11:00 p.m. are guaranteed entry to the haunt.

  • General Admission: $25
  • VIP Entry: $40
  • Front of Line: $80

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Christmas Horror Movies – Part 2

Christmas Horror Movies – Part 2

Have you seen all the Christmas horror movies in Part 1 of this post? Ready for another five films to liven up the holiday season?

As a horror fan, the Christmas season can get a little too merry and not enough scary. These five films showcase some of the best holiday horror on the market and are set to remain classics for years to come.

The Plot: After disobeying the care instructions for his strange and exotic pet, Billy Peltzer accidentally releases a hoard of miniature green monsters upon the formerly idyllic town of Kingston Falls. Billy must unite with his family, friends, and neighbors to stop these mischievous monsters before they take over the town and ruin Christmas for all.

This film is a spectacular showcase of practical effects and puppetry, and an eccentric mix of humor and horror. It is a holiday must-see for the horror-lover. It also reminds us of this important warning:

“So, when your washing machine blows up or your TV goes on the fritz, before you call the repair man, turn on all the lights and look under all the beds. ‘Cause you never can tell, there just might be a gremlin in your house.”

The Plot: One festive radio host connects four tales of terror happening on Christmas Eve. A family brings home more than just a Christmas tree. Four students breaking into school during holiday recess get into the “spirit” of the holiday. A family learns that Krampus is more than just folklore. And, lastly, Santa fends off hordes of the living dead.

This film is like four Christmas horror movies in one. The stories interweave, each slowly building on the terror and tension. The zombies vs. Santa story-line has the most action of the bunch. The changling story has eerie imagery of a young boy who is not quite right. The Krampus story line will have you cheering when a little brat gets what he deserves. The student’s tale is a solid standard ghost story.

The Plot: On a quiet suburban street, a babysitter must defend a twelve-year-old boy from intruders, only to discover it’s far from a normal home invasion.

The less you know going into this film, the better. Thus, the trailer is not posted in this article and I would recommend going in blind. The film is a gory, brutal film that features strong performances from the child actors. Levi Miller stands out with his phenomenal acting skills – giving a chilling performance. The twists and turns make this film a nail-biter to the end!

The Plot: When his dysfunctional family clashes over the holidays, young Max loses his Christmas spirit. This causes Krampus to descend onto the household, punishing the family with a menagerie of evil toys and elves. The family must come together and remember the true spirit of Christmas to survive this holiday.

This PG-13 Christmas horror movie is reminiscent of the “family horror” films of the 1980’s. It is dark and scary, but something you can watch with your 12-13 year-old family members as an introduction to horror. The film mixes horror and humor, and at its heart has a positive message regarding the importance of family bonds. It also includes amazing practical puppetry by Weta Workshop, and detailed set design.

Fans of the movies will also enjoy the companion comic book.

The Plot: On Christmas Eve in northern Finland, an archeological dig unearths the real Santa Claus. But this Santa is not the jolly old man from picture books. When something begins decimating local reindeer herds, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being. Santa’s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free Santa from captivity.

This Finnish film is not just one of my favorite Christmas horror movies, but one of my favorite films in general. It is a wonderful blend of fantasy, thrills, humor, and heart. Unlike many modern films, the children and adults actually work together to solve their problems. The dynamic between father and son is charming and heartwarming. This film has less scares than others on this list, but it will be the perfect addition to your holiday movie list.

Enjoy Watching These and More Christmas Horror Movies!

What are your favorite Christmas horror movies? There are so many more than could be fit in this list of 10. Let me know on Instagram and Twitter @EmilyIsHorror

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Christmas Horror Movies – Part 1

Christmas Horror Movies – Part 1

With Halloween still eleven months away, and cheerful jingles being played ad nauseam since 12:01 a.m. on November 1st (if not earlier in some stores), for many horror fans, this is the slow part of the year.  However, the Christmas season is actually ripe with horror touches if you know where to look. Horror and Christmas actually have a long history together – from Krampus to the old tradition of telling scary stories on Christmas (remember that line from It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year – “there will be scary ghost stories”). Many filmmakers have modernized that tradition to create amazing frightfully fun Christmas horror movies.

Here are some of the best films to add some scary to your merry Christmas: 

Chistmas Horror Movies: Part I

The Plot: Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town, becomes bored of the same old Halloween routine. When he wanders into Christmas Town, he is inspired and tries to take over the holiday from “Sandy Claws” for a year – with disastrous results.

While there is heated debate in my household as to whether this is a Christmas or Halloween movie (and we have called it a Thanksgiving film as a compromise), this is one of the most-referenced horror-Christmas family films. Its music is catchy and memorable, and the unique style of Tim Burton shines through this stop-motion masterpiece.

The Plot: On December 5th, 1492, bishop Niklas and his murderous gang are killed in a fire after townsfolk rebel against their evil ways. They place a curse on the town, causing their ghosts to rise from the grave every December 5th that has a full moon. Over the years, as the truth of the gang is forgotten, Sinterklass becomes the legend of a benevolent Dutch Santa Claus that gives presents to kids. In 2010, a full moon presides over the annual Sinterklaas festival, causing Niklas and his gang to go on a murderous rampage in the town.

This action-packed horror film from the Netherlands is a fun watch for groups of friends. It adds a wonderful twist onto the rich Dutch folklore of Sinterklass and creates beautiful horror imagery from the traditional depiction of Saint Nick. It is a lesser-known Christmas horror, but worth a watch for horror film enthusiasts.

The Plot: On Christmas eve, a murderous Santa Claus goes on a rampage. He knows if you’ve been naughty and will fatally punish you for your transgressions. Can Sheriff Cooper (Malcolm McDowell) and the Deputy stop the killer before they also get put on Santa’s deadly naughty list?

This is not the most cerebral or fantastic film on the list, but it is a fun gore-fest that delivers exactly what it promises. A loose retelling of the classic Silent Night, Deadly Night, and within the same franchise, it doesn’t deliver anything new, but it is a solid slasher flick. The kills are creative and disgustingly bloody. It also has tongue-in-cheek humor that adds a little sparkle to this popcorn flick. My friends and I enjoy the humorous lines, such as:

  • “Don’t put avocado on the burger!”
  • “Double ‘S’, double screwed”

The Plot: During Christmas break, a group of sorority girls are stalked and murdered by a stranger.

Released in 1974, this Christmas horror movie is a seminal early slasher flick. It inspired filmmakers (like John Carpenter) for decades to follow. While not as gory as its successors, the subtle murders are still effective at sending chills down one’s spine. Its elusive killer is a complete stranger to the girls. The arbitrary killings make it all the scarier – anyone could be next – even you!

Black Christmas was remade in 2006 and a retelling is being released this December on Friday the 13th, 2019. None, however, can outshine the original.

The Plot: Working late on Christmas Eve, businesswoman Angela Bridges plunges into a deadly game of cat & mouse with her stalker.

While I was skeptical about the restricted setting of the film, director Franck Khalfoun does a wonderful job of keeping the film action-packed mostly within the setting of a parking garage. Actor Wes Bentley is perfect for the twisted parking attendant. This is a non-traditional Christmas horror movie for those looking for something a little different this holiday season.

Christmas Horror Movies: Part 2

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s post continuing our Christmas horror movie list. When posted, you can see it here:

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Spooky Christmas Cards – A Holiday Craft

Spooky Christmas Cards – A Holiday Craft

The holiday season is upon us, but for those of us who love Halloween, there are often few outlets among the joy and cheerfulness to express our macabre flair. This year, create spooky Christmas cards to send to your family & friends (who likely already know your passion for horror).

Buying pre-made specialty cards can often be pricey – last year I spent over $80 for amazingly funny sci-fi Christmas cards from Alternate Histories. This year, however, I needed to cut back on spending. Therefore, instead of buying cards, I asked my grandma for some of the free cards she receives from the organizations she sends donations to. You can also re-use cards you received from more “normal” individuals in previous years.

Gather craft supplies – like stickers, washi tape, and colorful scrapbooking paper – and get to work on spook-ing up those cards:

Examples - Spooky Christmas Card Fronts

Inside Your Card

Use scrapbook paper to cover up the inside message and a little washi tape to keep the edges from peeling up. Then, print out your own macabre holiday wishes. Phrase ideas include:

“Celebrate the Spirit(s) of the Season” (For Pictures with Ghosts)

“May Your Demons Slumber and Your Wine Glass Be Full. Season’s Greetings”

“Have a Frightfully Fun Holiday Season”

“Sending a Little Holiday Magic Your Way” (For Witch-Related Images)

“‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, all the witches were stirring, potions with eye of newt and tail of mouse…”

“As Bats from the Belfry Take Flight, May Your Christmas Be Merry and Bright” (Bat-Related Cards, Of Course)

I hope my family & friends enjoy the time & effort I put into their cards this year. Have you tried making your own spooky Christmas cards? Share your ideas and photos with me on Instagram and Twitter @EmilyIsHorror

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